
National Lampoon’s Vacation isn’t a road trip comedy. It’s the operating system for every modern everything-goes-wrong montage, a 98-minute machine that over-cranks middle-class fun until it starts spraying gasoline, sewage, and broken promises straight into your lap.

Killer Klowns weaponizes late-80s comfort objects. Here are the 10 kill methods ranked by pure 80s energy, from pies to cotton candy doom.